Loreen meets Emmelie de Forest
WELCOME TO EUROVISON, WHERE JESUS SINGS, GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
welcome to europe
welcome to europe
in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision
That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
